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Little Mother Up the Morderberg
Wouldn't it be rather a climb, dearest? [Photo] Andreas Schmidt
"When are you going down?"
"Week or so," I answered, unperturbed.
"It's not the climb a man ought to attempt in his first year," said the peeling gentleman.
"You particularly ought not to try it," said another.
"No guide will go with you."
"Like to see him do it."
I just let them boil for a bit, and when they were back to the simmer I dropped in, pensively, with, "Very likely I'll take that little mother of mine. She's small, bless her, but she's as hard as nails."
But they saw they were being drawn by my ill-concealed smile; and this time they contented themselves with a few grunts and grunt-like remarks, and then broke up into little conversations in undertones that pointedly excluded me. It had the effect of hardening my purpose. I'm a stiff man when I'm put on my mettle, and I determined that the little mother should go up the Morderberg, where half these solemn experts hadn't been, even if I had to be killed or orphaned in the attempt. So I spoke to her about it the next day. She was in a deck-chair on the veranda, wrapped up in rugs and looking at the peaks.
"Comfy?" I said.
"Very," she said.
"It's so nice."
I strolled to the rail of the veranda. "See that peak there, mummy?"
She nodded happily, with eyes half shut.
"That's the Morderberg. You and me have got to be up there the day after to-morrow."
Her eyes opened a bit. "Wouldn't it be rather a climb, dearest?" she said.
"I'll manage that all right," I said, and she smiled consentingly and closed her eyes.
"So long as you manage it," she said.
I went down the valley that afternoon to Daxdam to get gear and guides and porters, and I spent the next day in glacier and rock practice above the hotel. That didn't add to my popularity. I made two little slips. One took me down a crevasse—I've an extraordinary knack of going down crevasses—and a party of three that was starting for the Kinderspitz spent an hour and a half fishing me out; and the other led to my dropping my ice-axe on a little string of people going for the Humpi Glacier. It didn't go within thirty inches of anyone, but you might have thought from the row they made that I had knocked out the collective brains of the party. Quite frightful language they used, and two ladies with them, too!
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